Caldari
Civire
0.57
Scharf Uisen
Last Active:
4 days ago
Birthday:
Dec 20, 2014 (10 years old)
Next Birthday:
Dec 20, 2025 (100 days remaining)
Combat Metrics
Kills
38
Losses
7
Efficiency
84.4%
Danger Ratio
84.4%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
2.70B ISK
ISK Lost
180.40M ISK
ISK Efficiency
93.7%
ISK Balance
2.52B ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
7
Solo Losses
5
Solo Kill Ratio
18.4%
Solo Efficiency
58.3%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
0
NPC Loss Ratio
0.0
Avg. Kills/Day
0.0
Activity
Low
Character Biography
"A wise man once said that 'flying Minmatar is like riding an armchair down a flight of stairs firing an uzi.'
He's quite correct. Except that he forgot to entail that said armchair must be covered in rust, preferably have a sail or two, and most importantly; one uzi is nowhere near sufficient. Gonna need 5 or 6. Just stick 'em somewhere. Strap 'em on with belts of ammunition, if they fall off, fuck it. They were out of ammo anyhow.
Also, that little stream behind my ship. 'It's the Ion stream from your propulsion exhaust ports.' Fuck you. It's empty shell casings and unburnt raw fuel from the half dozen V8 diesels running this heap. Get it right."
He's quite correct. Except that he forgot to entail that said armchair must be covered in rust, preferably have a sail or two, and most importantly; one uzi is nowhere near sufficient. Gonna need 5 or 6. Just stick 'em somewhere. Strap 'em on with belts of ammunition, if they fall off, fuck it. They were out of ammo anyhow.
Also, that little stream behind my ship. 'It's the Ion stream from your propulsion exhaust ports.' Fuck you. It's empty shell casings and unburnt raw fuel from the half dozen V8 diesels running this heap. Get it right."