Character: Sjaak Laserbraak
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Intaki
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Sjaak Laserbraak

Last Active:
9 days ago
Birthday:
Apr 9, 2015 (10 years old)
Next Birthday:
Apr 9, 2026 (155 days remaining)
Corporation: Screaming Hayabusa

Combat Metrics

Kills
386
Losses
37
Efficiency
91.3%
Danger Ratio
89.6%

ISK Metrics

ISK Killed
48.98B ISK
ISK Lost
1.84B ISK
ISK Efficiency
96.4%
ISK Balance
47.14B ISK

Solo Activity

Solo Kills
151
Solo Losses
27
Solo Kill Ratio
39.1%
Solo Efficiency
84.8%

Other Metrics

NPC Losses
12
NPC Loss Ratio
32.4
Avg. Kills/Day
0.1
Activity
Medium

Character Biography

While reading this you could listen to this song. You will not regret this it's pretty great as you'll hear, or perhaps already know? Anyway whatever else happened I contributed this to your existence and surely that makes it all a bit more worth it?

Anyway;

Greetings, denizens of New Eden. In the cold expanse of space, where chaos reigns and fortunes are won or lost in the blink of an eye, I am known as Sjaak Laserbraak, the shadow that slips through the cosmic void with deadly precision.

Occupation: Interstellar Executioner
Specialization: Surgical Strikes and Efficient Asset Redistribution
Preferred Weapon: Calculated Aggression

Basically I'm Robin Hood but in space.

I navigate the space lanes with a singular purpose – to disrupt the tranquility of those who traverse the stars carelessly. My artistry lies in the execution of swift and merciless ganks, leaving wreckage in my wake as a testament to the impermanence of security.

Favorite Quote: "In the void, silence is the only truth."

When the cloak disengages and the target lock resolves on my prey, there is no room for levity or jest. There are only warm hybrid weapons, extracting value from the unsuspecting while leaving them to contemplate the harsh realities of life in New Eden.

For any issues or refunds contact our head diplomat; Lhorenzho. Please say something nice about his skills with a Republic Fleet Firetail. He's very proud of them.

~Feed Bebby.

Stats (90d)