Character: CoolJacker Whoppins
Minmatar
Vherokior
3.59

CoolJacker Whoppins

Last Active:
1 day ago
Birthday:
May 27, 2015 (10 years old)
Next Birthday:
May 27, 2026 (259 days remaining)
Corporation: PBM Dynamics

Combat Metrics

Kills
1,617
Losses
498
Efficiency
76.5%
Danger Ratio
76.5%

ISK Metrics

ISK Killed
1375.61B ISK
ISK Lost
29.02B ISK
ISK Efficiency
97.9%
ISK Balance
1346.59B ISK

Solo Activity

Solo Kills
251
Solo Losses
226
Solo Kill Ratio
15.5%
Solo Efficiency
52.6%

Other Metrics

NPC Losses
35
NPC Loss Ratio
7.0
Avg. Kills/Day
0.4
Activity
Very High

Character Biography

Okay, look -- we're close to A.C. Beach, aren't we? God, I can smell the cards. I don't give a damn about any of this at all; I NEED TO GAMBLE.

Let's get something straight. It's not my fault my son touched those clowns. He broke the golden rule: Never touch the clowns, let the clowns touch you.


Imagine: your best friend - just died. That's Green Vampire...
Now imagine you're hugging an ocean wave. That's Seaside Kush...
Imagine you just got accepted into an Ivy League school, and you rejected them. That's Purple Gangsta.
Now imagine you got the dopest piece of pussy you ever had, and she's all into that and she's 420 friendly? That's Shemale Kush.

I WAS TOLD WE WOULD BE FIGHTING MEN, WHO SEND ALL THESE BABIES TO FIGHT?

I'm alright
Don't nobody worry 'bout me
You got to gimme a fight?
Why don't you just let me be?

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Stats (90d)