Minmatar
Sebiestor
5.00
Alois Hammer
Last Active:
10 days ago
Birthday:
Apr 5, 2006 (19 years old)
Next Birthday:
Apr 5, 2026 (208 days remaining)
Combat Metrics
Kills
321
Losses
324
Efficiency
49.8%
Danger Ratio
48.4%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
72.33B ISK
ISK Lost
95.48B ISK
ISK Efficiency
43.1%
ISK Balance
-23,151,828,592 ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
12
Solo Losses
117
Solo Kill Ratio
3.7%
Solo Efficiency
9.3%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
2
NPC Loss Ratio
0.6
Avg. Kills/Day
0.0
Activity
High
Character Biography
Guide my pimp hand and make it strong lord"
Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people are crazy. Check 3 friends, if they are OK, you're it....
Inspiration and words of wisdom for the whiners among us......
1. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
2. Do I look like a fucking people person?
3. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
4. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
5. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
6. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
7. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
8. You!... Off my planet!
9. If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cats.
10. Does your train of thought have a caboose?
11. The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat.
12. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
13. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
I AM THE LEROY JENKINS OF EVE!!!!!!!!!!!
Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people are crazy. Check 3 friends, if they are OK, you're it....
Inspiration and words of wisdom for the whiners among us......
1. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
2. Do I look like a fucking people person?
3. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
4. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
5. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
6. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
7. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
8. You!... Off my planet!
9. If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cats.
10. Does your train of thought have a caboose?
11. The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat.
12. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
13. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
I AM THE LEROY JENKINS OF EVE!!!!!!!!!!!