Caldari
Civire
-0.91
John Paul XXXXXXVI
Last Active:
over 4 years ago
Birthday:
Jan 1, 1970 (55 years old)
Next Birthday:
Jan 1, 2026 (111 days remaining)
Combat Metrics
Kills
685
Losses
145
Efficiency
82.5%
Danger Ratio
0.8%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
1351.42B ISK
ISK Lost
23.97B ISK
ISK Efficiency
98.3%
ISK Balance
1327.46B ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
12
Solo Losses
57
Solo Kill Ratio
1.8%
Solo Efficiency
17.4%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
0
NPC Loss Ratio
0.0
Avg. Kills/Day
0.0
Activity
Minimal
Character Biography
When I was twelve, my sister had really hot friends staying over. I would dress in ninja gear and wriggle 'saving private ryan beach commando style' into her bedroom and listen to their conversations. Some were educational, most were inane. A few months ago, I was standing in a cd store and a girl came up to me and said "Are you David?" to which I replied "It depends" (and immediately regretted as I knew that if she asked me 'depends on what', I had nothing). The fear must have shown because she asked "Depends on what?" and I replied like a retard "On whether it is on or off the record, I have been misquoted by you people before." and she looked at me as if I was a retard before telling me that she had been a friend of my sisters and remembered me and then actually asked "Are you still annoying?" so I asked her if she still "squeezed her nipples while thinking about kissing Michael Wilson". After a pretty long pause I asked her out but she said no.