Caldari
Civire
5.01
Prepack
Last Active:
over 4 years ago
Birthday:
Feb 10, 2016 (9 years old)
Next Birthday:
Feb 10, 2026 (151 days remaining)
Combat Metrics
Kills
670
Losses
147
Efficiency
82.0%
Danger Ratio
0.8%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
276.69B ISK
ISK Lost
36.73B ISK
ISK Efficiency
88.3%
ISK Balance
239.95B ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
21
Solo Losses
45
Solo Kill Ratio
3.1%
Solo Efficiency
31.8%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
7
NPC Loss Ratio
4.8
Avg. Kills/Day
0.2
Activity
Minimal
Character Biography
One night, I take my girlfriend home. As we are about to kiss each other goodnight at the front door, I start feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, leaning against the wall and smiling, I say to her, "Would you give me a bj??
"Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!",
"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" grinning dumbly at her.
"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
"Oh come on! there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
"No way. It's just too risky!"
"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"
"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
"Oh yes you can. Please?"
"No, no. I just can't, I'm begging you!?..."
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and my girl's sister shows up in her pjs, hair dishevelled, and in a sleepy voice she says, "Dad says to go ahead, give him a bj, or I can do it, or if need be, mom will do it, even dad. But for God's sake tell him to take his f***ing hand off the intercom!"
"Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!",
"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" grinning dumbly at her.
"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
"Oh come on! there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
"No way. It's just too risky!"
"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"
"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
"Oh yes you can. Please?"
"No, no. I just can't, I'm begging you!?..."
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and my girl's sister shows up in her pjs, hair dishevelled, and in a sleepy voice she says, "Dad says to go ahead, give him a bj, or I can do it, or if need be, mom will do it, even dad. But for God's sake tell him to take his f***ing hand off the intercom!"