Minmatar
Sebiestor
-9.92
Nuke Michael
Last Active:
3 days ago
Birthday:
Mar 28, 2016 (9 years old)
Next Birthday:
Mar 28, 2026 (200 days remaining)
Combat Metrics
Kills
14,334
Losses
747
Efficiency
95.0%
Danger Ratio
95.0%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
23952.31B ISK
ISK Lost
208.66B ISK
ISK Efficiency
99.1%
ISK Balance
23743.65B ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
1,160
Solo Losses
263
Solo Kill Ratio
8.1%
Solo Efficiency
81.5%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
35
NPC Loss Ratio
4.7
Avg. Kills/Day
4.2
Activity
Very High
Character Biography
just do it
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Market Barbarian — Today at 8:25 PM
I saw Nuke Michael at a grocery store in Reykjavik yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen axes in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the axes and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any bigab infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each axe and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kep
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"Imagine caracal" - Belli Corvus
"Nuke uou should buy a titan" - Carl Xyr
"Yes, the Nestor does lay Astero eggs." - Kaia Starchaser
♪♫
If You're Happy And You Know It - Pod Amarr
If you cannot find Caldari, Pod Amarr
The Minnie are too frisky,
Gallente is looking shifty,
Jovians are too risky, Pod Amarr.
♪♫
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Market Barbarian — Today at 8:25 PM
I saw Nuke Michael at a grocery store in Reykjavik yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen axes in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the axes and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any bigab infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each axe and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kep
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"Imagine caracal" - Belli Corvus
"Nuke uou should buy a titan" - Carl Xyr
"Yes, the Nestor does lay Astero eggs." - Kaia Starchaser
♪♫
If You're Happy And You Know It - Pod Amarr
If you cannot find Caldari, Pod Amarr
The Minnie are too frisky,
Gallente is looking shifty,
Jovians are too risky, Pod Amarr.
♪♫