Character: Ted Schwartz
Caldari
Deteis
2.03
Last Active:
2 months ago
Birthday:
May 1, 2016 (9 years old)
Next Birthday:
May 1, 2026 (232 days remaining)
Corporation: School of Applied Knowledge

Combat Metrics

Kills
1,212
Losses
235
Efficiency
83.8%
Danger Ratio
38.3%

ISK Metrics

ISK Killed
2232.03B ISK
ISK Lost
14.85B ISK
ISK Efficiency
99.3%
ISK Balance
2217.18B ISK

Solo Activity

Solo Kills
37
Solo Losses
99
Solo Kill Ratio
3.1%
Solo Efficiency
27.2%

Other Metrics

NPC Losses
24
NPC Loss Ratio
10.2
Avg. Kills/Day
0.4
Activity
High

Character Biography

If you are reading this then welcome. You might learn who I am and be my friend. Or like most. You will learn to hate me. That is ok because I will still love you and call you my daddy.

"Unless it's a clown jerking off a horse I can't get off to it anymore" -Law Enforcer

HydeX > "i was elite in razor and then i awoxed my ceo's titan because he hurt my feelings"

Daniel Grim > you may lick my finger, babies


Awarded "The most Cancerous" medal 1 year standing.

My battle music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQvwxmsRM64

If you see me in system and that pisses you off? Here listen to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5WQo5XyYGc

Need something built? Well I can't do that.

Need memes? Message me I am the supplier of memes. If you get offended too bad that is your fault.

Oh yes one last thing. If you see a Schwartz it is probably me. If not then they are scrubs.















Tim smells like tuna. ecks dee

Stats (90d)