Minmatar
Sebiestor
0.13
Last Active:
over 9 years ago
Birthday:
May 20, 2016 (9 years old)
Next Birthday:
May 20, 2026 (195 days remaining)
Combat Metrics
Kills
0
Losses
1
Efficiency
0.0%
Danger Ratio
0.0%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
0 ISK
ISK Lost
9.59M ISK
ISK Efficiency
0.0%
ISK Balance
-9,586,232 ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
0
Solo Losses
1
Solo Kill Ratio
0%
Solo Efficiency
0.0%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
1
NPC Loss Ratio
100.0
Avg. Kills/Day
0.0
Activity
Minimal
Character Biography
Jynx – Minmatar Trucker in Caldari Space
I play this game with my Real Life Husband and my Brother Fly Safe o7
"They say home is where the heart is, but my heart is in my cargo hold. And my cargo hold is full of someone else’s problem—until they pay me to move it."
Born of rust and rebellion, yet flying under the cold, corporate banners of the Caldari State, Jynx is what they call a “complicated” Minmatar. Some whisper "traitor," others say "visionary," but Jynx prefers a simpler title: "Paid and On Schedule."
But she’s not in this alone. No, trucking is a family business. When the space lanes stretch long and the hauls get heavy, her husband and brother are right there with her—because they’re her real-life family. Whether they’re running security, working the markets, or just complaining about docking fees, one thing is certain: logistics runs smoother when you’ve got family in the convoy.
The family motto? "If it fits, it ships. If it doesn’t fit… we compress it."
Once upon a time, she might have flown a Rifter—now, she pilots freighters, haulers, and industrials, keeping the wheels of capitalism turning. While some Minmatar dream of rebellion, she dreams of fuel efficiency and contract bonuses.
She still prays to the spirits of her ancestors before undocking—she just imagines them sighing as she loads up a Charon with 1.2 million m\xb3 of overpriced planetary goods.
Poetry Corner: “Ode to a Minmatar in the State”
They said, “Stay true to rust and chains,”
But I saw ISK in freight lanes.
They said, “Our ships are built to fight,”
I said, “Have you checked this cargo’s weight?”
I don’t shoot—I don’t need to,
My freighter’s tank is thick as glue.
Loyal to coin, loyal to crew,
Loyal to profit—and profit is blue.
In short: Jynx is a space trucker, an industrialist, and a die-hard capitalist with family by her side. She doesn’t fight wars—she delivers the ammo. And when the job is done, she collects her ISK and moves on to the next haul.
I play this game with my Real Life Husband and my Brother Fly Safe o7
"They say home is where the heart is, but my heart is in my cargo hold. And my cargo hold is full of someone else’s problem—until they pay me to move it."
Born of rust and rebellion, yet flying under the cold, corporate banners of the Caldari State, Jynx is what they call a “complicated” Minmatar. Some whisper "traitor," others say "visionary," but Jynx prefers a simpler title: "Paid and On Schedule."
But she’s not in this alone. No, trucking is a family business. When the space lanes stretch long and the hauls get heavy, her husband and brother are right there with her—because they’re her real-life family. Whether they’re running security, working the markets, or just complaining about docking fees, one thing is certain: logistics runs smoother when you’ve got family in the convoy.
The family motto? "If it fits, it ships. If it doesn’t fit… we compress it."
Once upon a time, she might have flown a Rifter—now, she pilots freighters, haulers, and industrials, keeping the wheels of capitalism turning. While some Minmatar dream of rebellion, she dreams of fuel efficiency and contract bonuses.
She still prays to the spirits of her ancestors before undocking—she just imagines them sighing as she loads up a Charon with 1.2 million m\xb3 of overpriced planetary goods.
Poetry Corner: “Ode to a Minmatar in the State”
They said, “Stay true to rust and chains,”
But I saw ISK in freight lanes.
They said, “Our ships are built to fight,”
I said, “Have you checked this cargo’s weight?”
I don’t shoot—I don’t need to,
My freighter’s tank is thick as glue.
Loyal to coin, loyal to crew,
Loyal to profit—and profit is blue.
In short: Jynx is a space trucker, an industrialist, and a die-hard capitalist with family by her side. She doesn’t fight wars—she delivers the ammo. And when the job is done, she collects her ISK and moves on to the next haul.