Character: Vixxy Koskanaiken
Caldari
Deteis
-0.83

Vixxy Koskanaiken

Last Active:
4 months ago
Birthday:
Nov 20, 2016 (8 years old)
Next Birthday:
Nov 20, 2025 (14 days remaining)
Corporation: Nevermore.

Combat Metrics

Kills
1,978
Losses
940
Efficiency
67.8%
Danger Ratio
14.6%

ISK Metrics

ISK Killed
2480.77B ISK
ISK Lost
70.31B ISK
ISK Efficiency
97.2%
ISK Balance
2410.46B ISK

Solo Activity

Solo Kills
186
Solo Losses
424
Solo Kill Ratio
9.4%
Solo Efficiency
30.5%

Other Metrics

NPC Losses
24
NPC Loss Ratio
2.6
Avg. Kills/Day
0.6
Activity
High

Character Biography

"Vixxy, you are the worst"

#GOON 4 LYFE

You put your hands in the air
And you jump off the ground
And then you take that funky butt and you shake it all around
And lightly jog in place and then crank it up to a prance
This is the cool patrol dance

Now put your hands in your pockets
And take them right back out
Then spin around in a circle and make an animal sound
Then glide into the sprinkler like you're gonna water the plants
This is the cool patrol dance

You put your hands in the air
And then stick out your rear end
And then you wiggle it real hard and you hug your closest friend
And then you wildly remove your clothes and tearaway pants
This is the cool patrol dance

Now rub the peanut butter on you
From your head to your feet
And cover up your nudity with different cheeses and meats
Then slap a camel because this could be your only chance
This is the cool patrol dance

You put your hands in the air
And grab a bird from the sky
And eat it whole so that you may absorb its power of flight
Now you can also dive bomb fish because your vision's enhanced
This is the cool patrol dance

You're basically a superhero now
So throw some cars
Then rub your magnum thighs together and set fire to Mars
Now harness all your sexy fury in a victory stance
This is the cool patrol dance!

Stats (90d)