162 Members
Noob Mercs [PHAIL]
Combat Metrics
Kills
21,767
Losses
15,096
Efficiency
59.0%
Danger Ratio
0.6%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
1654.97B ISK
ISK Lost
229.06B ISK
ISK Efficiency
87.8%
ISK Balance
1425.90B ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
2,598
Solo Losses
6,958
Solo Kill Ratio
11.9%
Solo Efficiency
27.2%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
531
NPC Loss Ratio
3.5
Avg. Kills/Day
3.4
Activity
Medium
Character Biography
Fly Fearless!
Public channel Banana Public
Formed in 2008, Noob Mercs (PHAIL) has a rich history of taking in just about any scrub, or nubcake with a desire to use the pointy end of a stick to poke others for no other reason than "just because."
We are Newbros. We are Carebears looking to change our ways. We are shitty ship captains with questionable skill sets. We are a bunch of assholes that don't care if we go down in flames as long as we take someone, anyone, with us. We are a bunch of muppet lemmings. We are a dysfunctional family.
For those wishing to join our band of merry men and women, we have few requirements. We subscribe to Darwinism, poor fits tend to weed themselves out fairly quickly and move on. You don't have to be good at PVP, just willing to try. We go into every fight expecting to lose... badly. It makes the wins taste that much better, like a mouth full of ash turning into bacony joy. Mmm.
Feel free to come talk to us, or shoot at us.