13 Members
A-Clinic [ALK0]
Combat Metrics
Kills
26,056
Losses
5,993
Efficiency
81.3%
Danger Ratio
81.3%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
10283.11B ISK
ISK Lost
864.25B ISK
ISK Efficiency
92.2%
ISK Balance
9418.86B ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
5,335
Solo Losses
1,448
Solo Kill Ratio
20.5%
Solo Efficiency
78.7%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
203
NPC Loss Ratio
3.4
Avg. Kills/Day
5.0
Activity
Very High
Character Biography
We are not alcoholics
We are only drunks
Alcoholics go to meetings
Be Drunk and Fly...
Public chan A-Klinikka
The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss to allow alcohol.
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
http://i.imgur.com/8CW9N2L.jpg
We are only drunks
Alcoholics go to meetings
Be Drunk and Fly...
Public chan A-Klinikka
The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss to allow alcohol.
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
http://i.imgur.com/8CW9N2L.jpg