4 Members
Vogon Poetry Appreciation Society [SAPV]
Combat Metrics
Kills
272
Losses
48
Efficiency
85.0%
Danger Ratio
0.8%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
242.66B ISK
ISK Lost
2.10B ISK
ISK Efficiency
99.1%
ISK Balance
240.56B ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
3
Solo Losses
13
Solo Kill Ratio
1.1%
Solo Efficiency
18.8%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
0
NPC Loss Ratio
0.0
Avg. Kills/Day
0.1
Activity
Minimal
Character Biography
"Vogon poetry is of course the third worst in the Universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning" four of his audience members died of internal hemorrhaging, and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council, survived by gnawing one of his own legs off. Grunthos is reported to have been "disappointed" by the poem's reception, and was about to embark on a reading of his twelve-book epic entitled My Favorite Bathtime Gurgles when his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save life and civilization, leaped straight up through his neck and throttled his brain. The very worst poetry of all perished along with its creator, Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge, Essex, England, in the destruction of the planet Earth."
Diplo mail and poems may be sent to: HJSimpson
Diplo mail and poems may be sent to: HJSimpson