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xXxCLOTHED BOWEL MOVEMENTxXx [XCBMX]
Combat Metrics
Kills
116
Losses
57
Efficiency
67.1%
Danger Ratio
28.9%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
14.09B ISK
ISK Lost
9.26B ISK
ISK Efficiency
60.4%
ISK Balance
4.83B ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
54
Solo Losses
25
Solo Kill Ratio
46.6%
Solo Efficiency
68.4%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
6
NPC Loss Ratio
10.5
Avg. Kills/Day
0.1
Activity
Low
Character Biography
ON THE 10TH DAY OF MY LOCKED UP METH MARATHON, THE TARP LAID ACROSS THE FLOOR OF MY APARTMENT BEGAN TO BOIL WITH THE SPILLED SEED, SWEAT, MIASMA OF A PERSON ON THE VERGE OF KILLING GOD WITH THEIR OWN STUBBORN MADNESS. ALL OF THE CARVED FRUIT BEGAN TO FUME UP FROM THE HUMIDITY. THE WALLS WERE CAKED WITH A SICKENING RESIN. EVERY TIME MY QUIVERING HANDS CLOSED, I FELT LIGHTNING IN MY SPINE. IT CRACKLED AND WITH HORRIBLE MOVEMENTS I BEGAN TO DANCE WAY, FEELING MY POSSESSED SINEW SNAP WITH EVERY BEAT OF MY HEART. AT THIS POINT I HAD ONLY KNOWN BREATHS STOLEN FROM OF THE ASHY TAR THAT LAY IN THE AIR OF MY APARTMENT FOR DAYS, MY TONGUE BLED FROM THE DRYNESS, MY THROAT SWOLLEN LIKE A WEEK OLD CORPSE, WHAT LITTLE SLOBBER I COULD STILL SLING WAY DISTURBED THIS ACRID ATMOSPHERE, MOTES OF DEATH WRAPPING AROUND ME AS I CONTINUED MY FINAL DANCE. I WAS TO DIE WHERE I WAS BORN!!!!!!!! IN AN ANALOGUE OF MY OWN FILTH!!!!! I SHOOK MY FISTS UP AT THE CEILING!!!! I ENVIED THE MOST USELESS OF THINGS!!!!!! I CURSED THE BIRDS LOOKING DOWN ON ME THROUGH THE WEEPING WALLS, WAITING FOR THEIR MEAL TO ROT AWAY!!!!!!!! I WAS TO TAKE THE PLACE OF GOD, SHEDDING MY BODY, I SANG TO IT. HORRID LINE OF BONE SCRAPING WAY, OH GOD: HOW MAY YOU RECOVER FROM THIS DEATH OF YOURS? WRING YOUR SINEW ABLISTER, FASHION YOUR BONES INTO SPEARS, POLISH THIS BROKEN WORLD OF ALL IT IS WORTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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POWER LVL: Ten Apples
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Get ahold of these idiots for further complaints:
Moupa Yeva - Devil Fisted Nervehammerer, Construction Site putter-to-sleeper, Kingpin Shitpussy
POWER LVL: Ten Apples
Gay Vladimir Putin - Diplomat, Jenkem Accelerationist, Last remaining member of the Michigan Ghost Militia, racist grand dad
POWER LVL: 5 Wood fire ovens over 5 kilograms of raw lye
I LOVE YAOI - Winner of Iowa's 97th annual "Next Top MILF Cheerleader", Co-founder of Heterophobic Militant group: MO-ANGO-SHA
POWER LVL: 50,000 JPY
Hey, thanks for scrolling to the bottom, we're a completely normal small gang wormhole corp, feel free to say hi in local. :)