12 Members

Tears-Make-The-Best-Lube [TMTBL]

Last Active:
22 days ago
founded:
Apr 2, 2022 (3 years old)
taxRate:
10.0%
Corporation: Tears-Make-The-Best-Lube
Alliance: Apocalypse Now.

Combat Metrics

Kills
90
Losses
85
Efficiency
51.4%
Danger Ratio
44.9%

ISK Metrics

ISK Killed
154.68B ISK
ISK Lost
18.38B ISK
ISK Efficiency
89.4%
ISK Balance
136.30B ISK

Solo Activity

Solo Kills
10
Solo Losses
45
Solo Kill Ratio
11.1%
Solo Efficiency
18.2%

Other Metrics

NPC Losses
18
NPC Loss Ratio
21.2
Avg. Kills/Day
0.1
Activity
Medium

Character Biography


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Tears-Makes-The-Best-Lube – All Hail the Drunken Throne

This is not a corp.
This is a benevolent dictatorship… if “benevolent” means unstable and “dictatorship” means bring your own beer.

Our Glorious Leadership:

Supreme Overlord Vor Stack – Perma-drunk visionary. Makes strategic decisions based on gut feeling and empty cans.

Commissar Underworld – Vanished into his Bradley, emerging only to remind us he still outranks you.

Gate Martyr Firewolf – Lives to die first. Usually on a gate. Sometimes in station.

Mandatory Citizen Duties:

50M+ SP and 2 TOONS (because one is for fighting and one is for “accidents”)

Obey fleet pings… or be labeled a “strategic resource” in enemy space

Participate in PvP, PvE, and Industry across Null, Low, and High for the Glory of the State

Sell all loot to the Buyback Program (so leadership can afford more booze)

State Benefits:

Fleet ops at unpredictable times for maximum chaos

A strong tradition of ship explosions – sometimes even the enemy’s

No HR. No democracy. No mercy.

Join now, citizen.
Or be peacefully liberated at gunpoint.

Stats (90d)