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Ventriloquists in the Dark [HMMPH]
Combat Metrics
Kills
31
Losses
10
Efficiency
75.6%
Danger Ratio
69.5%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
2.63B ISK
ISK Lost
128.56M ISK
ISK Efficiency
95.3%
ISK Balance
2.50B ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
5
Solo Losses
8
Solo Kill Ratio
16.1%
Solo Efficiency
38.5%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
3
NPC Loss Ratio
30.0
Avg. Kills/Day
0.2
Activity
Low
Character Biography
Have you ever heard of anything so ridiculous as a ventriloquism show in the dark? How would you know if the dummy was talking or the performer!
Ventriloquism is just stupid, does anybody really believe the dummy is talking? It's like a pantomine, but much much worse.
What if there isn't actually a dummy, and it's only someone sat in the dark, talking in a funny voice? Nobody would know!
Even if you get good at it (ventriloquism) it's still a terrible thing to see.
What do you call a horde of ventriloquists? Is it ventriloquii?
It's a glorified puppet show, everyone knows it's the person talking, but everyone just overlooks that. How can you suspend your disbelief? In no scenario, would a puppet speak for itself! It's just a shoddy attempt to hide it.
Ventriloquism is just stupid, does anybody really believe the dummy is talking? It's like a pantomine, but much much worse.
What if there isn't actually a dummy, and it's only someone sat in the dark, talking in a funny voice? Nobody would know!
Even if you get good at it (ventriloquism) it's still a terrible thing to see.
What do you call a horde of ventriloquists? Is it ventriloquii?
It's a glorified puppet show, everyone knows it's the person talking, but everyone just overlooks that. How can you suspend your disbelief? In no scenario, would a puppet speak for itself! It's just a shoddy attempt to hide it.