Caldari
Civire
-1.51
Last Active:
5 months ago
Birthday:
Mar 4, 2007 (18 years old)
Next Birthday:
Mar 4, 2026 (174 days remaining)
Combat Metrics
Kills
5,123
Losses
248
Efficiency
95.4%
Danger Ratio
16.7%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
4768.66B ISK
ISK Lost
47.22B ISK
ISK Efficiency
99.0%
ISK Balance
4721.45B ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
159
Solo Losses
44
Solo Kill Ratio
3.1%
Solo Efficiency
78.3%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
0
NPC Loss Ratio
0.0
Avg. Kills/Day
0.8
Activity
High
Character Biography
Name: Captain "Singularity’s Problem Child" Fynnyn
Corporation: Witnesses of Singularity
Home: Some wormhole, somewhere (probably not the same one as yesterday)
Profession: Relic raider, cloaky lurker, professional "oops, wrong hole" navigator
Bio:
Captain Fynnyn has spent so much time in wormholes that they no longer trust systems with local chat. Known for scanning down 99% of a chain and still missing the high-sec exit. Originally entered J-space "just to check it out" and hasn't seen a station since. Lives by the sacred doctrines of the Witnesses of Singularity: scan first, ask questions never, and if you see a Buzzard—kill it, it’s probably a scout.
Notorious for warping into hostile fleets "just to see what’s going on," Fynnyn has a talent for escaping bubble camps with 2% hull and an intact sense of overconfidence. Once spent three days lost in a shattered system, surviving only on stolen loot and poor decision-making.
Special skills include:
✔ Accidentally rolling the static at the worst possible time
✔ "Scouting" by getting caught first
✔ Disappearing for hours only to return with a Stratios and a questionable killmail
✔ Jumping into a wormhole mid-collapse just to "see if it holds"
If you see them on d-scan, don't worry—it’s probably fine. Probably.
Corporation: Witnesses of Singularity
Home: Some wormhole, somewhere (probably not the same one as yesterday)
Profession: Relic raider, cloaky lurker, professional "oops, wrong hole" navigator
Bio:
Captain Fynnyn has spent so much time in wormholes that they no longer trust systems with local chat. Known for scanning down 99% of a chain and still missing the high-sec exit. Originally entered J-space "just to check it out" and hasn't seen a station since. Lives by the sacred doctrines of the Witnesses of Singularity: scan first, ask questions never, and if you see a Buzzard—kill it, it’s probably a scout.
Notorious for warping into hostile fleets "just to see what’s going on," Fynnyn has a talent for escaping bubble camps with 2% hull and an intact sense of overconfidence. Once spent three days lost in a shattered system, surviving only on stolen loot and poor decision-making.
Special skills include:
✔ Accidentally rolling the static at the worst possible time
✔ "Scouting" by getting caught first
✔ Disappearing for hours only to return with a Stratios and a questionable killmail
✔ Jumping into a wormhole mid-collapse just to "see if it holds"
If you see them on d-scan, don't worry—it’s probably fine. Probably.