Gallente
Khanid
-0.16
Goober-Chicken-Maximus
Last Active:
about 1 hour ago
Birthday:
Dec 12, 2020 (4 years old)
Next Birthday:
Dec 12, 2025 (91 days remaining)
Combat Metrics
Kills
3,713
Losses
1,265
Efficiency
74.6%
Danger Ratio
74.6%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
504.64B ISK
ISK Lost
39.33B ISK
ISK Efficiency
92.8%
ISK Balance
465.32B ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
465
Solo Losses
559
Solo Kill Ratio
12.5%
Solo Efficiency
45.4%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
75
NPC Loss Ratio
5.9
Avg. Kills/Day
2.1
Activity
Very High
Character Biography
AKA Gate Gun Goober, AKA Gobbler
"What is Goober Chicken"
Link Zammad
Hahsmelfur Akena Ongrard > What is Goober Chicken
i might be the smartest of crispy's kids but nobody should hand out medals for that. Its like a tallest midget championship.
"that chicken aint chicken" Crispus, on his favorite foundling
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > why did all your sissy friends refuse to gank me?
Adam LaCor > Idk dawg
Adam LaCor > Im asking that too
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > you should.
Genius L0ci > just wanted to be ready for you guys
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > i bet
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > lipstick, high heels?
Kill: Meanbob (Stabber Fleet Issue)
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > gf
Nicebob > not
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > mean bob is dead bob now.
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > would nice bob like to die too?
ARMED1 > so this is where all the pvpers live in this area of low sec
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > just blobbers and cowards
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > i consider myself both
Elecon Amatin > we are blobbers and cowards, yes
Kussmich Goober-Chicken-Maximus how long did you sit there cloaked jerking off
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > longer than normal, i was thinking about your mom...took a while
after accidently shooting snuff astra in esta, and 10 apologies deep....
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > it was also somewhat rude of me to try to bump you off the station. i would like to formaly apologize for that as well
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > and one time in 3rd grade i took a dump in a teachers lunch box. that was probably wrong too
Human Farm lulz
Goober-Chicken-Maximus Tiddy Mcbut great name. how you get dem tits so big?
"What is Goober Chicken"
Link Zammad
Hahsmelfur Akena Ongrard > What is Goober Chicken
i might be the smartest of crispy's kids but nobody should hand out medals for that. Its like a tallest midget championship.
"that chicken aint chicken" Crispus, on his favorite foundling
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > why did all your sissy friends refuse to gank me?
Adam LaCor > Idk dawg
Adam LaCor > Im asking that too
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > you should.
Genius L0ci > just wanted to be ready for you guys
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > i bet
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > lipstick, high heels?
Kill: Meanbob (Stabber Fleet Issue)
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > gf
Nicebob > not
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > mean bob is dead bob now.
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > would nice bob like to die too?
ARMED1 > so this is where all the pvpers live in this area of low sec
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > just blobbers and cowards
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > i consider myself both
Elecon Amatin > we are blobbers and cowards, yes
Kussmich Goober-Chicken-Maximus how long did you sit there cloaked jerking off
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > longer than normal, i was thinking about your mom...took a while
after accidently shooting snuff astra in esta, and 10 apologies deep....
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > it was also somewhat rude of me to try to bump you off the station. i would like to formaly apologize for that as well
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > and one time in 3rd grade i took a dump in a teachers lunch box. that was probably wrong too
Human Farm lulz
Goober-Chicken-Maximus Tiddy Mcbut great name. how you get dem tits so big?