21 Members
Guardians of Asceticism [G O A]
Combat Metrics
Kills
1,841
Losses
1,415
Efficiency
56.5%
Danger Ratio
56.5%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
275.89B ISK
ISK Lost
136.53B ISK
ISK Efficiency
66.9%
ISK Balance
139.35B ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
800
Solo Losses
611
Solo Kill Ratio
43.5%
Solo Efficiency
56.7%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
713
NPC Loss Ratio
50.4
Avg. Kills/Day
0.4
Activity
Very High
Character Biography
Hi, I'm Thor, founder of Guardians of Asceticism.
○ What is Guardians of Asceticism? Well, for just one percent tax rate we provide high quality killmails - right to your door. YEAH, one percent! Are the killmails any good? No...
- Our killmails are F**KING GREAT!
*** Fiery Explosions ***
○ Each killmail comes with two beers and priceless tears to fuel your ships. It's so convenient a carebear could do it. And do you like PLEXing twenty bucks a month for brand-name faction ships? Most is lost to noob mistakes - we're good at mining, NOT.
○ Do you really think your ship needs faction, deadspace or even officer modules to be effective? Back in the day our handsome-ass bittervets used T1 frigates... and 5 MWDs. - Looking good Vorlong!
○ Stop paying for ship tech you don't need - and stop forgetting to update your clones every month or Vasquez and I will f**king kill you.
○ Now we're not only providing good fights, we're also teaching our members:
- Vasquez, what were you doing last month?
- Not killing.
- What are you doing now?
- Killing.
I'm no Chribba, but this corp makes ISK.
○ So stop failing at PVP every month and start deciding where you're gonna be stacking all those killmails we're gonna get you - we are Guardians of Asceticism, and the fleet OP is on.
♫ We know karate, we know some grid-fu
We're flying like gangstas when we coming to see you... ♫
GOA Themesong
○ What is Guardians of Asceticism? Well, for just one percent tax rate we provide high quality killmails - right to your door. YEAH, one percent! Are the killmails any good? No...
- Our killmails are F**KING GREAT!
*** Fiery Explosions ***
○ Each killmail comes with two beers and priceless tears to fuel your ships. It's so convenient a carebear could do it. And do you like PLEXing twenty bucks a month for brand-name faction ships? Most is lost to noob mistakes - we're good at mining, NOT.
○ Do you really think your ship needs faction, deadspace or even officer modules to be effective? Back in the day our handsome-ass bittervets used T1 frigates... and 5 MWDs. - Looking good Vorlong!
○ Stop paying for ship tech you don't need - and stop forgetting to update your clones every month or Vasquez and I will f**king kill you.
○ Now we're not only providing good fights, we're also teaching our members:
- Vasquez, what were you doing last month?
- Not killing.
- What are you doing now?
- Killing.
I'm no Chribba, but this corp makes ISK.
○ So stop failing at PVP every month and start deciding where you're gonna be stacking all those killmails we're gonna get you - we are Guardians of Asceticism, and the fleet OP is on.
♫ We know karate, we know some grid-fu
We're flying like gangstas when we coming to see you... ♫
GOA Themesong